Never farmed a day in his life, but his theories on farming are the backbone of this company. A professor of farming at the local farm college. Now, he wasn't a scientist, just a simple farmer. Every time I look at our test chamber production line, I am reminded of my father. Perpetual Testing Initiative QuoteĬave Johnson here. We know how to make a quantum space hole. But I'm here to tell you we're not banging rocks together over here.
Now I know you've sunk a lot of money into the dual portal device.
Cave Johnson, we're done here.Īperture Investment Opportunity #4: "Boots" Quote Then we box them up and ship them straight to your doorstep, so you can protect the things that matter most. They come in hundreds of designer colors including forest, desert, table, evening at the improv. This is the same technology we've been using on robots for decades. How do we get so many bullets in them? Like this! Plus, we fire the whole bullet. Introducing the consumer version of our most popular military-grade product: the turret. Cave Johnson, we're done here.Īperture Investment Opportunity #3: "Turrets" QuoteĬave Johnson here. Inspiring stuff.Īnd finally, we put that trust to the test! Bam! Robots gave us six extra seconds of cooperation. Reinforced by the simulated bonds of artificial friendship. Then, run those robots through a regimen of trust exercises. Then, fire the guys who made those robots and build better robots. And as our data clearly shows, humans, cannot be trusted. Fact: the key to any successful cooperative test is trust. Aperture Investment Opportunity #2: "Bot Trust" QuoteĬave Johnson here.
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